Menswear Collector Gifts

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Killer Executive Suits.

Men's business romper.

New Suit.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

The Dandy

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

The Aging of Underwear

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

Friendly Tie

'Note the bold use of gray.'

"Long Johns Silver."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

How do you like the new suit?

Why do men wear long short pants?

Sharkskin

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor