Menswear Fanatic Gifts

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Killer Executive Suits.

Men's business romper.

Shoe addict.

New Suit.

wattle covers

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Underweird bras."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

The Dandy

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Aging of Underwear

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Happy Brithday

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Friendly Tie

"Job interview!"

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Note the bold use of gray.'