Men's Fashion Lover Gifts

Cross dresser

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Absolutely not!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

wattle covers

Scarf puts hat back on.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Customer Convention

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

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Easter Bonnet

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

The next big thing

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."