Men's Fashion Lover Pillows

Cross dresser

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Joined at the hipster.

"Absolutely not!"

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Scarf puts hat back on.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Customer Convention

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

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"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Easter Bonnet

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Hospital gown pageant.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

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"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."