Male Fashion Enthusiast Pillows

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Joined at the hipster.

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Congratulations on the new you!

His and Her wardrobe's

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Changing Room Decisions

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"