Men's Fashion Fan Pillows

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Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Dandy

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Clock Tower Shadow

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Shoe Whore

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Victorian Secret

Hired Morning Suit

Masked Ball

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Sisters

Shirt Maker.

Handlebar Moustache Man

Spinning Wheel

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

1870's disco

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'