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The Haimishe Hairdresser

"A daily newspaper? Oh please....I only rip up exclusive French fashion magazines!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

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Jarvis Cocker

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Nice haircut."

Mating rituals

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Elton John

The Dandy

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

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Bernice Mountain Dog

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"I believe in consistent branding."

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Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Easter Bonnet

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'