Fun Fashion Fan Pillows

Elevator Pants

Alabama, The Lizard State

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Advocado

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Overkill, dude."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

The Dandy

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

I e-bay t-shirt.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I believe in consistent branding."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Victorian Secret

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Masked Ball

Hired Morning Suit

No use being self-conscious

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel