Humorist Fashion Fan Pillows

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Emergency Hipster Beard

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

The Dandy

I'm sure it's fake.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Where Pleather Comes From

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

A Moosetache.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'Have I ever considered electrolysis? What's electrolysis?'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"We are in a world. just not West World."