Humorist Fashion Fan Gifts

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Flight Socks.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

A Moosetache.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

'Have I ever considered electrolysis? What's electrolysis?'

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

'The joke's on you. They're fake buttons.'