Fashion Humor Fan Gifts

Dog says 'Ruff!' to another dog wearing a ruff (fabric ruffle).

"And in the event of an actual leopard attack the schoolgirl fetish would do exactly what?"

"Would it kill 'em to bust us just once when we're wearin' nice suits?"

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Trump Poutine

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Girl in cow onesie.

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

'More government surveillance!'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

The Thinker?

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

Elton John

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

How men process questions.

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'Yes, I'm sure Latestagrossa is the patient's name, and not the disease!'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."