Fashion Humor Fan Gifts

Dog says 'Ruff!' to another dog wearing a ruff (fabric ruffle).

"And in the event of an actual leopard attack the schoolgirl fetish would do exactly what?"

"Would it kill 'em to bust us just once when we're wearin' nice suits?"

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Trump Poutine

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'More government surveillance!'

'Here, we don't need a retirement plan. If you do your job as we want it, you'll directly go from your desk to hell.'

Girl in cow onesie.

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

The Thinker?

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

How men process questions.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."