Fashion Humor Gifts

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'It's a costume play - the men are wearing ties!'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

I'm sure it's fake.

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'You'll grow into it!'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Where Pleather Comes From

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Do you do these in sheep?"