Fashion Critic Humor Gifts

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"That shirt is so last year."

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

The Dandy

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."