Fashion Critic Amused Gifts

Famished jeans: Because sometimes skinny jeans just cover too much.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"That shirt is so last year."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

Cattlemans Saloon.

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."