Fashion Critic Amused Prints

Famished jeans: Because sometimes skinny jeans just cover too much.

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'Have you any W fronts?'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'