Cheeky Elder Fashion Critic Gifts

"Another year and another inch for your belt buckle."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Men talking about the boots of the period

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

Justice for a heckler.

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

Budget cure

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

Pants...Before & After

Dame Edna Everage

'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

"Dad."

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

"Modernism, if i may make a suggestion, Madam, is becoming just a little dated."

Man wearing boxer shorts being tossed out of Café with waiter adding 'No Pants, No Service' to window sign.

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

'Don't ya love relaxing at the beauty shop, Joy?'

'Franklin's waiting for the Google 'Street View' car to drive by so he can moon it.'

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? 2016. Stop that! A year is just an arbitrary span of time, it's not a malevolent entity. Um … except for 1974. That was a puke-green and orange monster that forced normal people to dress like clowns. That demon keeps trying to make a comeback. Eternal vigilance. That is the price we pay. O ... K ...