Cheeky Elder Fashion Critic Mugs

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Men talking about the boots of the period

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Justice for a heckler.

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

Budget cure

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Pants...Before & After

'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.'

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

"Dad."

"Modernism, if i may make a suggestion, Madam, is becoming just a little dated."

Man wearing boxer shorts being tossed out of Café with waiter adding 'No Pants, No Service' to window sign.

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."