Historical Fashion Critic Gifts

Men talking about the boots of the period

Victorian Lady

Blue Dress and Feather

A Macaroni in 1772

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Three Ladies

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

1930's Lady.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Blue Dress

Lady in a pretty dress

I want to hold your hand

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Women's Fashion

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043