Satirical Fashion Critic Gifts

"What exquisite taste, my dear! Your dress, made from cotton produced by forced labour, goes wonderfully with the blood diamond on your lovely finger!"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

The Dandy

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'Have you any W fronts?'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"You're wearing too much rouge."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"