Satirical Fashion Critic Pillows

"What exquisite taste, my dear! Your dress, made from cotton produced by forced labour, goes wonderfully with the blood diamond on your lovely finger!"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"That shirt is so last year."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

The Dandy

'Have you any W fronts?'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"You're wearing too much rouge."

Flight Socks.

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.