Satirical Fashion Lover Pillows

Inactive wear.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

As Seen Watching TV

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Hoody Woodpecker.

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

Home for the Holidays

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

The latest fall fashion trends

The Three Stylish Klansmen

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Ugly sisters

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Holy cow. Holycow. Holycow. What? You won't believe the American hero coming to the cafe. Lady Gaga? Kanye? Elon Musk? A venture capitalist. Do I look greedy enough in this shirt? I weep.

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."

'They've been on too many English raids !'

'Does my gum look big in this?'

"Rough ruff? Rough!"

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

Rich Cow: 'Michael Jackson'

Donna Karan's Nightmare