Satirical Fashion Admirer Pillows

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Czarcasm

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Emergency Hipster Beard

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Mating rituals

"A haand gel...!?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Hot cross buns

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Have you any W fronts?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Do you have anything by The Damned."