Fashion Satirist Pillows

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Donna Karan's Nightmare

'But darling it's OK for you to wear mink fur...you're a mink.'

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

One-legged pirate trying on shoes - 'I'm size zero.'

"I don't care what 'the kids' are all wearing these days, brother Darren ..."

'And then I adjusted for inflation.'

'I love _______* *This space for rent.'

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover

"What are you wearing, did your mum dress you?"

How to look good vapid.

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

Ugly sisters

'I get all my overcoats in there.'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

'Silicon timebomb'

'A smart brown suit,chest 42', inside leg 32', a beige shirt, 15' neck, brown leather shoes,size 9, a nice green tie, brown socks...'

"Wow, that's an ugly shirt. Where'd you find that thing?"

We've never really had use for a Fashion section

"...I bet she's had a facelift."

Notice to shoplifters: Our stuff is so cheap and nasty, it's really not worth it!"

"Stick to webs, son, we don't do woolly jumpers!"

'Have you any W fronts?'

"They're now standard issue for all cabinet ministers."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Are you sure this will work, Tia Carmen? I mean, my tooth feels better...but I don't want to look...you know...like an idiot."

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

The Three Stylish Klansmen

Westport Grunge

From The Makers Of Wonderbra: WonderWallet

"Still growing it out?"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

The president shows up in Houston wearing stilettos.

Marjorie Taylor Greene