Fashion Satirist Mugs

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Donna Karan's Nightmare

'But darling it's OK for you to wear mink fur...you're a mink.'

Bob's austerity measuring pants

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

One-legged pirate trying on shoes - 'I'm size zero.'

"I don't care what 'the kids' are all wearing these days, brother Darren ..."

"You're letting them hang you in that?"

'And then I adjusted for inflation.'

'I love _______* *This space for rent.'

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover

"What are you wearing, did your mum dress you?"

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."

How to look good vapid.

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

Ugly sisters

'I get all my overcoats in there.'

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

Rich Cow: 'Michael Jackson'

'Silicon timebomb'

'A smart brown suit,chest 42', inside leg 32', a beige shirt, 15' neck, brown leather shoes,size 9, a nice green tie, brown socks...'

"Wow, that's an ugly shirt. Where'd you find that thing?"

We've never really had use for a Fashion section

"...I bet she's had a facelift."

Notice to shoplifters: Our stuff is so cheap and nasty, it's really not worth it!"

"Stick to webs, son, we don't do woolly jumpers!"

'Have you any W fronts?'

"They're now standard issue for all cabinet ministers."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Are you sure this will work, Tia Carmen? I mean, my tooth feels better...but I don't want to look...you know...like an idiot."

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

The Three Stylish Klansmen

Westport Grunge

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