Fashion Satire Enthusiast Pillows

'Come in, my dear . . .omigosh, is that riding hood trimmed in wolf fur?'

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Have you any W fronts?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Home for the Holidays

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

Ugly sisters

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

The Three Stylish Klansmen

The latest fall fashion trends

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

'They've been on too many English raids !'

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

'Does my gum look big in this?'

Donna Karan's Nightmare

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."