Fashion Satire Enthusiast Pillows

'Come in, my dear . . .omigosh, is that riding hood trimmed in wolf fur?'

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

Hoody Woodpecker.

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Home for the Holidays

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

Ugly sisters

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

The latest fall fashion trends

Holy cow. Holycow. Holycow. What? You won't believe the American hero coming to the cafe. Lady Gaga? Kanye? Elon Musk? A venture capitalist. Do I look greedy enough in this shirt? I weep.

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

The Three Stylish Klansmen

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."

'They've been on too many English raids !'

"Rough ruff? Rough!"

'Does my gum look big in this?'

Rich Cow: 'Michael Jackson'

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

Donna Karan's Nightmare