Satirical Fashionista Pillows

"The mandatory high heels in the dress code is for women!"

"Yes, you're a bad boy. Be that bad criminal, man-own it!"

'Since issuing hospital gowns to them we've saved on air-conditioning.'

The Meth Gala 2021

Taste in High Life.

Actually Didn't Want Fries With That

Emergency Hipster Beard

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Salad Hat

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Home for the Holidays

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

Stay at home

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

Ugly sisters

"Mum, I can't find my camouflage jacket."

'Go and tell your Mom that she has her Bikini on back to front again.'

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."