Satirical Fashionista T-Shirts

"The mandatory high heels in the dress code is for women!"

"Yes, you're a bad boy. Be that bad criminal, man-own it!"

'Since issuing hospital gowns to them we've saved on air-conditioning.'

Stupid T-Shirt

The Meth Gala 2021

Taste in High Life.

Hoody Woodpecker.

Actually Didn't Want Fries With That

Emergency Hipster Beard

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Salad Hat

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

Home for the Holidays

Stay at home

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

The latest fall fashion trends