Satirical Fashion Fan T-Shirts

Enigmas, Fall/Winter Catalogue

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'Well, they've finally designed a bikini that's smaller than the price ticket.'

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

What's normal?

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Parade of Businessmen

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

On the brink.

How am I abducting?

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

The Snarky District

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'