Ironic Fashion Fan T-Shirts

And it even has your name on the pocket!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

As Seen Watching TV

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Hired Morning Suit

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

1870's disco

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

Cat with mouse tie.

"Here come the suits."

"I chase cars"

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

'Have you ever considered a different hair style?'

'I'm trying to make a point with my husband. The cake is to celebrate the second anniversary of this dress. . .'