Sartorial Irony Fan T-Shirts

Ask me about my thick neck.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Have you any W fronts?'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

As Seen Watching TV

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Phone Mittens

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Home for the Holidays

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

The latest fall fashion trends

Holy cow. Holycow. Holycow. What? You won't believe the American hero coming to the cafe. Lady Gaga? Kanye? Elon Musk? A venture capitalist. Do I look greedy enough in this shirt? I weep.

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

The Three Stylish Klansmen

Ugly sisters

Let's try to get a different sponsor next year.

'I got dressed in the dark.'

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."