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"The worst part is the horizontal stripes."

Robber's scarf matches headscarf of victim.

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

As Seen Watching TV

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

Home for the Holidays

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

A Cold Snap

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

The latest fall fashion trends

Holy cow. Holycow. Holycow. What? You won't believe the American hero coming to the cafe. Lady Gaga? Kanye? Elon Musk? A venture capitalist. Do I look greedy enough in this shirt? I weep.

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

The Three Stylish Klansmen

The outside of a museum with a banner that reads "Nothing by you".

Ugly sisters

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover