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"The worst part is the horizontal stripes."

Robber's scarf matches headscarf of victim.

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

As Seen Watching TV

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

Home for the Holidays

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

A Cold Snap

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

Ugly sisters

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

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"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

The Three Stylish Klansmen

The outside of a museum with a banner that reads "Nothing by you".

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

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Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...