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"The worst part is the horizontal stripes."

Robber's scarf matches headscarf of victim.

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

As Seen Watching TV

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

Home for the Holidays

'No! No! No! I don't want to die. . . Then why are you carrying that enormous scythe?'

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

A Cold Snap

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

"It appears to have been done with a key to the city, which narrows the suspects."

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Holy cow. Holycow. Holycow. What? You won't believe the American hero coming to the cafe. Lady Gaga? Kanye? Elon Musk? A venture capitalist. Do I look greedy enough in this shirt? I weep.

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

The Three Stylish Klansmen

The outside of a museum with a banner that reads "Nothing by you".

Ugly sisters

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

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