Fashion Irony Fan Pillows

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

"Yeah, I been neutered. Why?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

I e-bay t-shirt.

As Seen Watching TV

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Gigolo Diary

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

'Does my gum look big in this?'

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."

Ask me about my thick neck.

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

Bristish Summerwear Collection.

"I'll take one in every color."

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

"I just bought this shirt!" "The regretful hulk"

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

'Well, they've finally designed a bikini that's smaller than the price ticket.'

'Come in, my dear . . .omigosh, is that riding hood trimmed in wolf fur?'

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."