Fashion Irony Appreciator Pillows

"I just bought this shirt!" "The regretful hulk"

'Have you any W fronts?'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

As Seen Watching TV

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Cattlemans Saloon.

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Home for the Holidays

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

All-you-can-wear.

"Wingtips - this is a white collar gang."

The latest fall fashion trends

Holy cow. Holycow. Holycow. What? You won't believe the American hero coming to the cafe. Lady Gaga? Kanye? Elon Musk? A venture capitalist. Do I look greedy enough in this shirt? I weep.

The Three Stylish Klansmen

Ugly sisters

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

A Simple Guide To The Trump Combover

"We've been wearing our jackets wrong all these years."

'A credit card company has told us not to bother to apply. We're pre-disapproved.'

"Hope you've got on clean underwear."

"Everyone reading their fortunes aloud will not relieve the crushingly dull conversation."

"It's a lovely present, but when I said I liked Mona Lisa I was thinking of the record by Nat King Cole."

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

Rich Cow: 'Michael Jackson'

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.