Ironic Fashion Lover Pillows

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

"It's hideous. Be sure to price it high enough that someone buys it."

As Seen Watching TV

Her man-repellent jumper was delightfully effective.

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

'Excuse me, Miss, which floor would I find dull pullovers on?'

'I wear a fanny pack so I don't look stupid cramming my pockets full of stuff.'

'Notice how the brown of the pants nicely picks up the brown of the dogshit on your shoes.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

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Cattlemans Saloon.

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Easter Bonnet

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

The next big thing

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'I like a man in a suit.'

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"I got my hair straightened..."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

"We're going to be late."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

'I love what you've done with your hair.'

Highlights

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."