Ironic Outfit Lover Pillows

Desert Island Delivery

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

As Seen Watching TV

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

Beard, socks and sandals.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

Still in fashion

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

Bristish Summerwear Collection.

"I'll take one in every color."

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

"Yeah, I been neutered. Why?"

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

'Yeah, but I was a disgusting bum before it was fashionable to be a disgusting bum!'

Men's Clothing. Shirts. Sale. Yes, sir, one size does fit all, but it's not that size.

"I just bought this shirt!" "The regretful hulk"

'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'

'Excuse me, Miss, which floor would I find dull pullovers on?'

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."