Ironic Outfit Lover Pillows

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

As Seen Watching TV

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Beard, socks and sandals.

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

Still in fashion

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

Bristish Summerwear Collection.

'I'm going for that scholarly look while I try to quit smoking. They're nicotine patches.'

"I'll take one in every color."

'Yeah, but I was a disgusting bum before it was fashionable to be a disgusting bum!'

'Excuse me, Miss, which floor would I find dull pullovers on?'

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

"Yeah, I been neutered. Why?"

"I just bought this shirt!" "The regretful hulk"

'That's it, we're out of water: Thank goodness, we still have milk...'

'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'

'Grotesque!'