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"It's hideous. Be sure to price it high enough that someone buys it."

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Her man-repellent jumper was delightfully effective.

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

'Excuse me, Miss, which floor would I find dull pullovers on?'

'I wear a fanny pack so I don't look stupid cramming my pockets full of stuff.'

'Notice how the brown of the pants nicely picks up the brown of the dogshit on your shoes.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

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"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Cattlemans Saloon.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

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Hospital gown pageant.

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

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"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'I like a man in a suit.'

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

"I got my hair straightened..."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

'I love what you've done with your hair.'

"We're going to be late."

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."