Ironic Fashion Fan Gifts

And it even has your name on the pocket!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

As Seen Watching TV

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Hired Morning Suit

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

1870's disco

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

Cat with mouse tie.

"Here come the suits."

"I chase cars"

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

'Have you ever considered a different hair style?'

'I'm trying to make a point with my husband. The cake is to celebrate the second anniversary of this dress. . .'