Ironic Fashion Fan Gifts

And it even has your name on the pocket!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Elton John

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

As Seen Watching TV

I e-bay t-shirt.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Hired Morning Suit

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

1870's disco

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"Here come the suits."

Cat with mouse tie.

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

"I chase cars"

In a salad dressing room

I like your suit, to me it says 'management'

'I got dressed in the dark.'

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

Two clouds meet, one wearing a jacket with a silver lining.