Fashion Satire Fan Gifts

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"You call that a 'man bun'? I'll show you a real man bun, sonny."

"Rough ruff? Rough!"

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

What's normal?

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Parade of Businessmen

On the brink.

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

How am I abducting?

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

The Snarky District

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.