Satirical Fashion Admirer Gifts

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Czarcasm

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Mating rituals

"A haand gel...!?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

Hot cross buns

'Have you any W fronts?'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

A Gated Community.

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."