Fashion Parody Fan Gifts

'Does my gum look big in this?'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Spam in Hell.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

The Second Fall of Man.r

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Lawyers On A Plane.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

Atomic Bear: Part 10

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

Planet of the Dems

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

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