Fashion Parody Fan Gifts

'Does my gum look big in this?'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"The Eggsorcist"

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Lawyers On A Plane.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

'I wouldn't have agreed to let you write your own wedding vows if I knew you were just going to copy the lyrics to Margaritaville!'

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

The Sedentary Dead.

Old Yarns