Youth Fashion Satirist Pillows

Emergency Hipster Beard

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Have you any W fronts?'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Flight Socks.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Phone Mittens

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

Stay at home

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

A Moosetache.

"Do you do these in sheep?"