Youth Fashion Satirist Gifts

Emergency Hipster Beard

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

The Dandy

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Phone Mittens

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Hoody Woodpecker.

"If I hear the word ‘mindfulness’ one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Where Pleather Comes From

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

"Welcome aboard, Withers. Now just go see Personnel on seven, and Pants on twelve."

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'