Teen Fashion Humorist Gifts

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Emergency Hipster Beard

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Flight Socks.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."