Teen Fashion Humorist Mugs

Hoody Woodpecker.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

I'm sure it's fake.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

The Dandy

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Flight Socks.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Where Pleather Comes From

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'