Fashion Humorist Mugs

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

How Fatherhood Affects Belt Height: Father/Grandfather/Great Grandfather.

'These pants are my handicap.'

'I get is 'Golf' is an acronym for Go Out Looking Funny!'

'We haven't had much luck finding your ancestors. But we did manage to trace that suit you're wearing all the way back to the early 80's.'

'If you're not eligible by age, you certainly are, based on how high you wear your pants.'

"Nothing fancy. Just my current address."

'I'm mainly interested in something that won't show up on teaching evaluations.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I have to go to the bathroom.'

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

'Dude, lame hashtag.'

Pig with Ponytail, Pony with Pigtail

"Well, yes it fits. But since I've seen her without her make up and glad rags, I'm not sure I still fancy her."

First Panel: 'Hey, you didn't remove this spot from my tie!' Second Panel 'There! Now I've removed the spot from your tie!'

"Does my bum look big in these?"

'HAHAHAHAHA! The 'V-Neck', like that fashion trend is ever going to catch on!'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'You know, I always figured you for boxers, not briefs!'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Have I ever considered electrolysis? What's electrolysis?'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel ... let down your hair extensions."

Paul Manafort Faces a Wardrobe Dysfunction

The Middle Part is Nigh

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'I've not got my new top wet, mum - I put it on inside-out!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Fashionable intelligence - 'Oh! here's a go! blowed if I ain't lost my ring!'

Luckily for Darth Vader, Black is very slimming. . .

Sphinx Spanx

F&E clothing. Sale. That's very funny, Ernie. Ranch Dressing. Now go get the sign that says "Western Wear"!

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."