Clothing Humorist Mugs

'My trousers have holes in them.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"1-1"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Unsuitable clothing.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Circus trousers

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"Do you do these in sheep?"

A Moosetache.

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'