Sartorial Humorist Mugs

Ed reflects on his checkered past.

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

Nothing fits worse than a 10-gallon hat on a 5-gallon cowboy.

"For the fall I've decided on a restrained color palette."

"Until you start included the dress code in the emails, this is going to keep happening."

Tartan Suit.

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."

I wanted gloves without fingers!

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"1-1"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

I'm sure it's fake.

The Dandy

'Have you any W fronts?'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Phone Mittens

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Three-way mirror

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Where Pleather Comes From

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."