Sartorial Humorist Prints

Ed reflects on his checkered past.

A Thinking Man's Guide to the Tuxedo T-Shirt

Nothing fits worse than a 10-gallon hat on a 5-gallon cowboy.

"For the fall I've decided on a restrained color palette."

"Until you start included the dress code in the emails, this is going to keep happening."

Tartan Suit.

"Big news, folks...turns out, you're all wearing the wrong pants. So if you'll please pass your pants to the person on your right, I think we can get this worked out."

I wanted gloves without fingers!

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"1-1"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Phone Mittens

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Three-way mirror

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'My tux is at the cleaners.'