Clothing Humorist Prints

'My trousers have holes in them.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"1-1"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

I'm sure it's fake.

The Dandy

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Circus trousers

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Unsuitable clothing.

Where Pleather Comes From

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

A Moosetache.

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"